The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
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the boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him
who is this Gatsby?
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yes but how old is the sport
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i need to do a sex
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| -waiting for brother to get out of the shower- | |
| -hears him singing- | |
| me: | will you quit singing? |
| brother: | what? |
| me: | QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME |
| brother: | WOMAN |
| brother: | WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE |
| brother: | MY BALLS |
| brother: | AND MY SOUL |
the optician asked me how many hours i spend on my laptop yesterday and i really quietly said “10-14” and she said “pardon?” 4 times
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