the straight agenda
- "how do lesbians have sex"
- bad facial hair
- weed socks
- "IM NOT GAY!!!!"
- comparing their relationship to romeo and juliet
do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar
I’m glad it isn’t just me
how do i politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me
COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
when i’m watching sports i have no clue about and people start cheering
do i even have a sexuality at this point or is it literally just “oh yes i’d kiss you”